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Heavy is the crown but lightweight are the ball hammocks. A stag adorned in gold can only mean one thing: a hammer is about to drop and seven kingdoms can’t stop the phallic fury that is about to rebel against the status quo of SWASS, discomfort, and unprotected packages.

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

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