THE PHALLIC FURY | DEER BALL HAMMOCK POUCH UNDERWEAR
THE PHALLIC FURY | DEER BALL HAMMOCK POUCH UNDERWEAR
Shinesty Patented
BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
MOISTURE WICKING
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
ENHANCING
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
Description
Heavy is the crown but lightweight are the ball hammocks. A stag adorned in gold can only mean one thing: a hammer is about to drop and seven kingdoms can’t stop the phallic fury that is about to rebel against the status quo of SWASS, discomfort, and unprotected packages.
Product Details
Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
Description
Heavy is the crown but lightweight are the ball hammocks. A stag adorned in gold can only mean one thing: a hammer is about to drop and seven kingdoms can’t stop the phallic fury that is about to rebel against the status quo of SWASS, discomfort, and unprotected packages.
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Product Details
Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
Read More
Shinesty Patented
BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
MOISTURE WICKING
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
ENHANCING
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
