THE WHITEYS | TORTOISE AND GOLD CLASSIC WRAP AVIATORS

Finally, classic mirrored aviator style sunglasses that are perfect for:

1) Sitting on a still Honda 1100 while you look out at a Malibu beach sunset (Baywatch babe not included)

2) Smuggling kilos of Columbian bam bam from a small Mexican jungle village in an even smaller bush plane

3) Private Investigators

4) Eating Polish sausages with extra sauerkraut, only to find they've lodged themselves deep in the lining of your heart

5) Putting out a sexual vibe while sleeping