DEEPER BALL HAMMOCK® POUCH
Keeps the stones secure
SWEAT-OBLITERATING LINER & SHELL
Breathable to wick SWASS dead
AVAILABLE IN 2 LENGTHS
White On Rice
White USA Athletic Shorts
I like to imagine a middle-aged man ripping off his khaki work pants to play a lunchtime pick up game in these white basketball shorts. And on that note, I'm going to rant.
I've found that it's impossible for a grown man to sweat in public without being looked down upon. Seriously though, if you're not at the gym or in the bedroom, people find a sweaty man disgusting. Which we are, so that's fair. But for the sake of these white shorts, can we all agree that sweating is a natural, efficient way to cool the body? Or should I go ahead and get that anti-sweat botox treatment?