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The Machos | White & Teal Mirrored Sunglasses
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The Machos | White & Teal Mirrored Sunglasses

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Wearing white frame sunglasses, for the most part, make you look like a mall rat circa '08. That's why we decided to reinvent the game with these white & teal mirrored retro sunglasses. In order to make sure the white frames do not label anyone wearing these as "the guy that usually wears a Tapout shirt," we did some scientific research. 

Jayme, our intern, acted as our control variable. Now Jayme isn't very cool, but we realized these teal blade shades made her way cooler. How? Well for some reason we hired Jayme even though she had a Monster sticker on her back windshield, but when she threw these retro mirrored sunglasses on she immediately ripped that Monster sticker off her '07 Lexus, bought a 2-stroke dirt bike off Craig's List and trapped it back home in just under 2 hours. 

In conclusion, based on this scientific trial, we've found The Machos will not turn you into "the Tapout shirt guy," but quite the opposite. 

 

DEETS

  • Revo Lenses
  • Hides 100% of dark circles
  • Not Oakley goggle sunglasses
  • Adjustable arms - pull those suckers hard to get desired length
  • Versatile: These babies double as 80s sunglasses and ski sunglasses
  • Designed by Anna P. in Boulder, Co.