THE CHRISTMAS COUCH SURFER | HOLIDAY STRIPED HAMMER PANTS
THE CHRISTMAS COUCH SURFER | HOLIDAY STRIPED HAMMER PANTS
Description
Prepare your gluttonous glare for the Christmas Couch Surfer Christmas sweatpants, the greatest invention since the Bowflex made it easy to spend hundreds on a machine you'll never use.
We didn't nickname these red, green and white men's holiday pants "wearable Weightwatchers" for nothing. After testing the waistband with 3 pounds of turkey, metric fugtons of stuffing and enough Ben and Jerry's to sedate a 7-year-old, we determined you cannot look fat in these Christmas pajama pants.
Product Details
Unisex, relaxed fit
100% breathable jersey knit cotton for max lounge-ability
3" elastic waist, elastic at cuff
POCKETS!!!!!!!
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Dain W. in Boulder, Co
Description
Prepare your gluttonous glare for the Christmas Couch Surfer Christmas sweatpants, the greatest invention since the Bowflex made it easy to spend hundreds on a machine you'll never use.
We didn't nickname these red, green and white men's holiday pants "wearable Weightwatchers" for nothing. After testing the waistband with 3 pounds of turkey, metric fugtons of stuffing and enough Ben and Jerry's to sedate a 7-year-old, we determined you cannot look fat in these Christmas pajama pants.
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Product Details
Unisex, relaxed fit
100% breathable jersey knit cotton for max lounge-ability
