La Flama Blanca White Dress Pants
The name's derived from the man with an arm like a damn rocket, a c*ck like a Burmese python, and the mind of a fuggin scientist - Kenny Powers aka La Flama Blanca.
These white pants make you play real sports like baseball because you're not trying to be the best at exercising.
Now GFTO, "I'm going to SHABOOMS!"
The end. Cut to black. The audience goes 'effin apeshit.