There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
MOISTURE WICKING
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
ENHANCING
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
Description
As per the internet, "adult walruses are easily recognized by their prominent tusks, whiskers, and bulk." So clearly your bulk will be easily recognizable by the prominent tusk on these walrus ball pouch boxers. I also found out "walruses live mostly in shallow waters...and spend significant amounts of their lives looking for clams to eat." Meaning these walrus boxers are going to get you into some shallow waters with clams to eat. Or if that's not your thing, just think of a real walrus atop a piece of floating ice... that's the kind of support these blue ball pouch boxers provide.
Product Details
Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
Description
As per the internet, "adult walruses are easily recognized by their prominent tusks, whiskers, and bulk." So clearly your bulk will be easily recognizable by the prominent tusk on these walrus ball pouch boxers. I also found out "walruses live mostly in shallow waters...and spend significant amounts of their lives looking for clams to eat." Meaning these walrus boxers are going to get you into some shallow waters with clams to eat. Or if that's not your thing, just think of a real walrus atop a piece of floating ice... that's the kind of support these blue ball pouch boxers provide.
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Product Details
Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
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SUPPORTING
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
MOISTURE WICKING
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
ENHANCING
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
