Vintage Style Gold Chain
Grab some lube… we’re heading down the annals of history. In all of mankind’s existence, there is one piece of jewelry to rule them all. The ultimate symbol of power and sexual prowess. The gold fuggin’ chain. Whether it was an iced out Alexander the Great sucking up territory like a vacuum, a shiny Queen Cleopatra commanding aliens to build the pyramids, George Washington dark-horsing the British like the Giants did to the Patriots in the 2008 Superbowl, or Mr. T dressing for day to day life, the gold chizzle has always been the ultimate goon piece. Channel your inner D*** in a Box era Justin Timberlake and become the Panther on the cover of that 90s LL Cool J album in every picture you take. Perfect for every occasion, from high school prom to getting elected President of the United States.