Let’s just point this out right away. This is called the Utah Party Blazer. Ironic? Not even remotely. These Utes know how to get down. Just ask notable alumni, John Huntsman, who became the first Ambassador of China to adopt a stray dolphin and raise it as his own (look it up). That’s the rowdiest thing we’ve heard since your mascot, Swoop outflew Michael Phelps in the 2002 Winter Olympics. But we’re getting ahead of ourselves.
These Utes are pretty crazy, and they know class. This gray suit jacket is what we like to call crazy classy, with just enough Utah Ute to catch any naysayers attention. And hey, maybe a few of you notable alumni will end up rocking this baby on the senior tour in Cocomo Beach. We’d love to see that.