USA Vintage Hockey Sweatshirt
Manifested through the hair of Wayne Gretzky, the smooth head of Guy LaFleur and the heart of the entire USA's team when they slapshotted the Soviet Union into the silver back in 1980, it's a miracle this men's USA hockey sweater hasn't had a movie made about it. After all, you don't need to inspire hope, train vigorously and defeat the reigning gold medalists against all odds if you wear a hoodie that lets people know you're already basking in cold, hard victory.
Do you believe in miracles? Yes. And It's a damn miracle the Soviet Union even blinked twice in the face of terror as menacing as the USA.