Yeah, they're outlawed in Russia, North Korea, and before the U.S. released the embargo on Cuba, these patriotic shorts were illegal there too. Why? When you pack this much freedom near the booty of lovely patriots, the people are bound to come together, throw all the tea they can scavenger up, and throw it all in a harbour with the double bird salute flying.
That's what Americans did on Dec. 16, 1773 because of these shorts, and dictatorships and commies all over the world have been trembling in their commie boots since.
- These are all vintage shorts. That means that each wash, brand, and size vary. Most pairs are a medium wash.
- The model is wearing a size S and wears a size 26 jean.
What you see is what you get.
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