UNCLE SAM'S PACKAGE AMERICAN FLAG BALL HAMMOCK BOXER BRIEFS
UNCLE SAM'S PACKAGE AMERICAN FLAG BALL HAMMOCK BOXER BRIEFS
Shinesty Patented
BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
MOISTURE WICKING
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
ENHANCING
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
Description
That package you're looking at is called the cockpit, and it feels like you're mounting a cloud.
A lot of things will change once these arrive at your door. Your erections will last longer than 4 hours, objects in the mirror are now actually bigger than they appear, and you'll have the peace of mind that your cods are now resting gently upon the softest clouds.
We've designed a very technical ball hammock that we refer to as a "dam to save your balls from the terrible taint." It feels as if your boys are getting lightly elevated with the soft, gentle touch of an angel's wings. That's because these are 95% MicroModal and 5% spandex meaning they're soft. Real soft.
Product Details
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
Description
That package you're looking at is called the cockpit, and it feels like you're mounting a cloud.
A lot of things will change once these arrive at your door. Your erections will last longer than 4 hours, objects in the mirror are now actually bigger than they appear, and you'll have the peace of mind that your cods are now resting gently upon the softest clouds.
We've designed a very technical ball hammock that we refer to as a "dam to save your balls from the terrible taint." It feels as if your boys are getting lightly elevated with the soft, gentle touch of an angel's wings. That's because these are 95% MicroModal and 5% spandex meaning they're soft. Real soft.
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Product Details
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Brand: Shinesty
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
Read More
Shinesty Patented
BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
MOISTURE WICKING
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
ENHANCING
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
