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That package you're looking at is called the cockpit, and it feels like you're mounting a cloud. 

A lot of things will change once these arrive at your door. Your erections will last longer than 4 hours, objects in the mirror are now actually bigger than they appear, and you'll have the peace of mind that your cods are now resting gently upon the softest clouds. 

We've designed a very technical ball hammock that we refer to as a "dam to save your balls from the terrible taint." It feels as if your boys are getting lightly elevated with the soft, gentle touch of an angel's wings. That's because these are 95% MicroModal and 5% spandex meaning they're soft. Real soft.

Product Details

  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in)
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking
  • Resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO


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