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That package you're looking at is called the cockpit, and it feels like you're mounting a cloud. 

A lot of things will change once these arrive at your door. Your erections will last longer than 4 hours, objects in the mirror are now actually bigger than they appear, and you'll have the peace of mind that your cods are now resting gently upon the softest clouds. 

We've designed a very technical ball hammock that we refer to as a "dam to save your balls from the terrible taint." It feels as if your boys are getting lightly elevated with the soft, gentle touch of an angel's wings. That's because these are 95% MicroModal and 5% spandex meaning they're soft. Real soft.

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SHINESTY BALL HAMMOCK
Pouch Underwear Technology

THE POUCH

An extra piece of fabric that keeps your stones from slipping into the gooch, helps prevent ball-to-leg velcro and cradles your nuts on the wings of an angel.

THE POUCH

An extra piece of fabric that keeps your stones from slipping into the gooch, helps prevent ball-to-leg velcro and cradles your nuts on the wings of an angel.

THE FABRIC

MicroModal is 3x softer than cotton, ultra-breathable and wicks sweat away faster than a ShamWow.

THE FABRIC

MicroModal is 3x softer than cotton, ultra-breathable and wicks sweat away faster than a ShamWow.

THE MAGIC

These ball cradling wonders have bulge enhancing technologies to turn any grower into a shower.

THE MAGIC

These ball cradling wonders have bulge enhancing technologies to turn any grower into a shower.

THE TECHNICALS

Every Ball Hammock features 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, no-itch flatlock stitching, anti-bunching construction and an invisible map to the lost city of Atlantis.

THE TECHNICALS

Every Ball Hammock features 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, no-itch flatlock stitching, anti-bunching construction and an invisible map to the lost city of Atlantis.

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