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If you're a pool boy, you have found the holy grail with our tuxedo swim brief. Now Mrs. Peterson has no choice but to give you the mid-thigh elevator eyes while you scrub out the pool that hasn't been used since 'Nam. But it doesn't matter because she can't wait until 11:30 a.m. on Tuesday mornings, when the thunder from down under shows up for some early morning scrubbin'.

Product Details

  • Quick-drying, soft and smooth on your gear, high-res print
  • Fits tight, we suggest 1 size up
  • Fully lined with elastic waistband and drawstring
  • Don’t be a shirt swimmer
  • Inseam: Negative, Ghost Rider
  • Material: Shell: 88% Polyester, 12% Spandex; Lining: 100% Polyester
  • Hand Wash…well
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Anna P. in Boulder, Co
    "My Dong Sarong has made me the coolest kid at the retirement home. Free cookies and tuna sandwiches for days!"

    Robert H.


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