Like all great performers, turkeys shine late in the season. As the leaves change, the mighty turkey flocks from lunchtime cold cuts, to the finest dinnertime China. Whether it's strategy or sheer competitive drive, no other entree dominates Fall and Winter like the turkey.
For the gentle homo sapien, however, a change of seasons means a change in body shape. Lean, fit physique transforms into plump figures as cold cuts turn to public feasts. A change in diet for the human means high demand for "accommodating" attire.
Enter this oversized, underwhelming Thanksgiving turkey costume. Will it help you keep the weight off during aggressive hibernation? No. Will you immediately land a seat at the head of Aunt Jamima's annual get-together? No. Will wearing a turkey costume while cooking a turkey on turkey-day get you at least 70 likes on the good ol' IG? Abso-fuggin-lutely