Touch Me Twice Naughty or Nice Patchwork Ugly Christmas Sweater Suit
This quilted Christmas suit is not for making a good impression. This suit is for seeing your high school sweetheart out at the bars over the holidays and reminding her that you may have moved to Chicago to restart your life, but you’re still an asshole. It’s for making sure your dad stays disappointed in your achievements. It’s for DJ’ing middle school holiday dances. It’s for your obnoxious ivy-league cousin’s black tie wedding on NYE. And it’s for buying your boss shots of Rumplemintz until he declares every Friday in December a corporate holiday. Get out there and make us proud.