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Red white and blue swim trunks

Red white and blue swim trunks


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Spend more time stuffing your face and less time stuffing your balls this Thanksgiving. Introducing the Tryptotrouser, the only turkey print ball hammock boxers that can hold just as much weight as your tryptophan-induced insides can fathom. Protect your baby gravy like you protect your prized family seat, with a ball hammock to gently rest your stones and an ultra soft micromodal material that will have your girl wanting seconds. And thirds. And probably yams because yams are just so tasty.

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Jessica J. in Boulder, CO


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