The Bloody Bengals Tiger Print Swim Trunks
*read this in an Irish accent*
Yer gonna feel like Connor fookin' McGregor when you slide into these tiger swim trunks. It's not a fight purse but this tiger print swimsuit feels like fookin' winnin'.
It's got an inner mesh linin' so ya don't have to pick up ya balls and keep them from draggin' on the concrete. Plus they're made with a parfect 5-inch inseam that'll show off your pasty legs to every Irishman who plants their foot in the splash zone.
Forget the other rubbish board shorts they're pushing on the internet, these tiger shorts are the only ones you fookin' need buddy.
Matching shirt here.