THE STAR SPANGLED | AMERICAN STARS BALL HAMMOCK POUCH UNDERWEAR
THE STAR SPANGLED | AMERICAN STARS BALL HAMMOCK POUCH UNDERWEAR
Shinesty Patented
BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
MOISTURE WICKING
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
ENHANCING
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
Description
If you prefer to buy your America-inspired ball pouch underwear once-in-a-millennia, these are the future-proofed, star spangled Ball Hammocks for you. Our intern guaranteed us there's no less than 1,776 stars on each pair, but he's a smart ass and you should be smart enough to take that claim with a large grain of salt.
Product Details
Ball Hammock support pouch
3x softer than cotton (and the 2nd best place thing you can put your junk in)
If you prefer to buy your America-inspired ball pouch underwear once-in-a-millennia, these are the future-proofed, star spangled Ball Hammocks for you. Our intern guaranteed us there's no less than 1,776 stars on each pair, but he's a smart ass and you should be smart enough to take that claim with a large grain of salt.
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Product Details
Ball Hammock support pouch
3x softer than cotton (and the 2nd best place thing you can put your junk in)
