BREAKING NEWS: Jeans heckin' suck. And YOU know it. Let's all agree to stop faking it and just put those denim disasters to rest. You are an elevated human being, you deserve to dress like one. Don't settle for an itchy old xmas sweater and a pair of jeans at your ugly sweater party this year. Step it up one notch and wear these red and green patterned high waisted pants. We have drastically improved the Christmas party, one article of clothing at a time. You're welcome and Happy Holidays.