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Stay Weird & Shine On


It’s one o’clock in the morning and the Poseidon Night Shade Pit Viper Sunglasses give you the upper hand while you wrastle the elusive Florida Gator. After all, you’re a taxidermist and you need this gator to keep food on the table. Even though you’re balls deep in a moist marsh, your eyelids are as dry as a fuggin’ Triscuit. Your clear vision facilitates a clear mind, and Dirty Mike and the boys are howlin’ at the moon while you throw in one last choke hold to conquer the reptile. Mount that gator, sell the meat for a huge profit and take your family to a delicious meal of endless breadsticks at Olive Garden. 

Product Details

  • Unisex
  • Military design, 3 adjustment points for the perfect fit
  • Ballistic and solar protection, optimal peripheral vision
  • Light transmission: 90%, lens: 2.8mm polycarbonate, width: 137mm
  • Comes with microfiber glasses bag and stealth croakie 
  • Brand: Pit Viper


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