The Night Falls Black and Purple Pit Viper Sunglasses
Nothing good happens past midnight, but if you're wearing these blue & black Pit Viper sunglasses, you're not looking for good. The dark is afraid of you. You can speak fluent Russian in French - a task the Kremlin finds impossible. A head turner like yourself needs equally bold shades, that's why the blue lens of these mirrored or polarized Pit Vipers have 3-way adjusting earpieces that spread easier than your 70s Playboy mag so you can continue to mount up like the real black stallion you are.