Your eyes are not deceiving you (though it's a common misconception). Introducing the 'Merican Gentlemen American Flag Suit by Opposuits. It's big, it's bold, it's a 3-pieces of American freedom incarnate.
I mean, how many times has your mom said, "Carl, you can't wear your Walmart brand tank to Sunday brunch at the Country Club?" How many times has your girlfriend forced you to wear a boring-ass suit to those "formal" sorority events? How many times have you wished you owned an outfit that says, "I'm formal, but I sure as shit ain't French." Well, freedom's calling today. For those occasions and the many other times where one omni-appropriate suit is needed, a red, white, and blue USA suit is needed.