The Jeffersonian American Flag Bandana
There's roughly one beautiful overlapping American flag on this bandana for every piece of poetic perfection Thomas "Don't Put Your Dirty Mits On My Declaration" Jefferson included in The Declaration of Independence. So yeah, it's kind of a metric shitload. It's 100% polyester for the 100% patriotic patriarch in each of you. By the way...who has handwriting like that? Mine still looks like a 2nd grader's.