The Blast Offs
USA F-35 American Flag Hawaiian Shirt
There's no sense in avoiding the freedom boners that inevitably accompany wearing this performance 4-way stretch Hawaiian shirt. You've got between now and when this shirt arrives in a few short days to master the Texas Tuck.
For best results, pair with a comfortable elastic waistband and keep your doc on speed dial in case that veiny, triumphant bastard lasts longer than 4 hours.