As the wise Ricky Bobby once said, "If you ain't first, you're last." I live by this motto every single day. While driving in traffic, I must lead the pack. While playing shoots and ladders with my nephew, I must always get a ladder. While going out to the bars? I will ALWAYS go home first. But hey, that ain't always a bad thing. I may finish my night quicker than most, but do not shame me for the Irish goodbye. You should know me by now and respect my sleeping habits. I am the fastest finisher no matter the occasion, and I am damn proud.