If Santa threw up from drinking a few too many eggnogs, this green ugly Christmas suit would be the end product. That might be crude, but Christmas sweater suits don't make themselves. We hired a dozen mall Santas, gave them Chips Ahoy soft baked cookies and a shit ton of eggnog, then we waited.
Details aside, this green Christmas suit came out of the debauchery. The crazy thing... this holiday suit pulls. Whether it's a work Christmas party or a friendsdinner, this green suit carries a big stick. On top of that big 'ol stick: mistletoe. And we all know that mistletoe means more than a kiss nowadays.