Santa wasn't always old, fat and grey. Oh no. Santa used to be a total stud. He was young, hot and fertile. He rode a Harley and only wore red leather. Women would swoon, men would fight, drinks would always be on the house. He truly is the man, the myth, and the legend. You know him now as Old St. Nick, but back then, the ladies liked to call him Daddy Claus. Get this red ugly Christmas sweater in memory of the hero of the holiday season.