THE CUNNING LINGUIST | CROSSWORD BALL HAMMOCK POUCH UNDERWEAR
THE CUNNING LINGUIST | CROSSWORD BALL HAMMOCK POUCH UNDERWEAR
Shinesty Patented
BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
MOISTURE WICKING
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
ENHANCING
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
Description
Aha, so you're the kind of person that flips to the crossword puzzle in every newspaper. You can't fly anywhere without at least checking the seat pocket magazines for a puzzle. Well, this ain't your Grampy's crossword puzzle. This pair of Ball Hammock pouch underwear will have you seeing dirty words everywhere you turn.
Product Details
Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Aha, so you're the kind of person that flips to the crossword puzzle in every newspaper. You can't fly anywhere without at least checking the seat pocket magazines for a puzzle. Well, this ain't your Grampy's crossword puzzle. This pair of Ball Hammock pouch underwear will have you seeing dirty words everywhere you turn.
Product Details
Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
