I bet you first saw this pattern and said, "aww! I love the stars!" Then, I bet you were like, "let me find the big dipper, I can always find that" and upon exploration of these constellation pattern Ball Hammock® you realized that we truly should have called them the cumstellations instead. I won't say anything more besides the fact that wearing glow in the dark pouch underwear is way better than non-glow in the dark anything. Once again, be mindful of who you purchase these for, or prepare for very awkward conversations.
Product Details- Glow in the Dark!! Expose to bright light for 30+ minutes for best effect
- Brand: Shinesty
- Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
- Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
- 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
- Soft, flexible waistband
- Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
- Ball Hammock® Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
- Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO