What makes these army green Pit Viper sunglasses so glorious? Let's just start with the military grade construction, where the camo print derived from. Second, you see that nose piece on these retro sunglasses? It's sticky. We're talking sticky like Pirelli tires on an all-wheel-drive '97 Subaru Outback sticky. There's no sliding so don't need to worry about the adage "slippery when wet."
You're probably thinking that can't feel good. If you are, GTFO because it feels great. You probably wear socks with sandals and wipe from the front. Don't worry, these hunter green Pit Vipers sunglasses are ready to change that. They're made to protect people like you from a boring life of socks and sandals. Whether you're wearing them for Sunday school, happy hour, or going down the mountain on Mach 1, they'll stay. If we could change anything, we'd put the mirror lens on the inside so you can see how badass you look.