The Bavarian Derby Man White And Blue Oktoberfest Suit
Cue the polka and start working those hammer curls, 'cause the only thing happening in this blue plaid suit is the drinkable workout: raising and lowering 6-lb. liter steins for an entire day.
When it arrives, put on this blue and white Oktoberfest suit and take to those marathon-day-drinker packed streets and beer halls and beer gardens, and watch the Bavarian mating ritual begin anew. Salacious elevator eyes transition to lederhosen dropping to the floor.
Or, you could just spend $300 on some authentic leather lederhosen...but that's like 30 liters of beer you could've been drinking.