The Absolute Freedoms USA Double Wide Polarized Pit Viper Sunglasses
The USA polarized Pit Viper sunglasses remind me of a word patented by America in 1776: Freedom. Freedom is what allowed Buzz Aldrin to land on the moon. Freedom is also what allowed Buzz Aldrin to pull back and sock that naysayer who called him a liar right in the eye in front of every camera possible.
Freedom is in our blood, and these USA retro sunglasses have red-coat blood spattered all over ‘em to prove it. A true patriot protects his eyes as he protects his ramrod, with military grade construction and lethal liberty. And with 3-way adjusting earpieces that change quicker than Trump can piss off NATO, you’ll be ready for any tea party in these USA Pit Viper shades.
And what's even better? You have two options. Regular or wide, I always choose wide.