Depending on your behavior, he might bring you presents or he might bring you a spanking, but whether you've been naughty or nice, Santa's not the only one coming tonight. Do it in your blue Christmas Pajamaralls®.
Built-in beer opener. Check.
Shoulder fasteners. Check.
Fly for dudes. Check.
5 pockets. Check.
Drawstring for that hourglass figure. Check.