[Warm, comforting country guitar plays]
Our new Texas Flag Swim Trunks were made for a rare breed of human. The name is Ten Gallon, but they're safe to wear in any sized body of water. With a hidden zippered pocket, it's a swim trunk that still needs to hide weed, because it’s not quite legal down in the Lone Star State.
We ran these trunks on a loop through a frat house hot tub, and they came out clean. That’s the power of freedom bucko. The 4-way stretch will keep ya cow poking in comfort, no matter how many briskets you can squeeze in ya after the Rodeo.