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If this doesn't get the Mayor of Flavor Town's attention, then we give up. We just want to see his famous, "Big Bite." You know the one - where he detaches his jaw like a snake, guzzles down some extraordinarily hot food, and then calls it, "gangster." Until then, we'll keep printing these designs and hope he responds to our letters. 

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO


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