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But seriously. If you've ever wondered what the statue of David swim briefs would look like, you're welcome. And if you've ever secretly wanted the statue of David underwear, your time is now. Be bold. Scare strangers. Own this statue of David swim brief. 

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  • Quick-drying, soft and smooth on your gear, high-res print
  • Fits tight, we suggest 1 size up
  • Fully lined with elastic waistband and drawstring
  • Don’t be a shirt swimmer
  • Inseam: Negative, Ghost Rider
  • Material: Shell: 88% Polyester, 12% Spandex; Lining: 100% Polyester
  • Hand Wash…well
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Anna P. in Boulder, Co
    "My Dong Sarong has made me the coolest kid at the retirement home. Free cookies and tuna sandwiches for days!"

    Robert H.


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