Patterned socks are so in right now. And If you want a surefire way to tell Freddy from floor 3 you have more American blood than Billy Buck Ruscoe in a McDonalds, look no further.
I know what you are thinking. "Is this yet another American flag sock you guys are selling?" And the answer is yes and no. Yes, it is a pair of stars and stripes socks but no, they aren't normal. These ones say Shinesty on them, and if there's one thing we know about the word "Shinesty", it's that paired with red, white and blue we basically own America or at least 80% of the McDonald's in America.