If you're thinking to yourself right meow, "What's an American flag kimono?" Then it's time to panic. Keep panicking. A little more. Okay, that's enough. Pull yourself together and I'll explain how to fix this mess you've pulled me into.
Our research shows that a party kimono will stay relevant for 4.1 years. Luckily, the timer doesn't start until either Justin Bieber, Matthew McConaughey, or 2/3 of the Jonas Brothers wear it on the red carpet. That time is nearing according to our celebrity insider, Bryan Seecressed, so I'd act fast and buy this American flag robe right meow.