THE O'DOYLE RULES | NEON LIGHTS ST. PATRICK'S DAY SHORTS

We've whipped up St. Paddy's day shorts because nothing makes you look more like a leprechaun than popping bare thigh. These St. Patrick's shorts are formal but allow you the freedom to pound Jaeger bombs or keg stand Rolling Rock without getting in your way. Plus, this St. Patrick's outfit looks as good on the bedroom floor as it does on your .005% Irish bod.