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This party kimono is shrouded in controversy. Some people see ghosts. Some people see sperm. Surprisingly, both are wrong. These are spermy ghosts... and no, the fabric isn't crusty.

The kimono robe has a rich history. A history that wouldn't exist without sperm. Sadly, some could-be future children never reach their destination. They end up ruining tube socks, wasting mint-scented tissue paper, or clogging drains.

This purple spermy ghosts kimono is an ode to all the little guys that never made it out of the incognito tab.

Product Details

  • Unisex, fits as expected
  • 100% Polyester Satin
  • Belt included mid-thigh length
  • Loves a BBQ as much as the boudoir
  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, Co 


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