Ever heard of a "Blind Euphoria Shield"? We hadn't either until we laid eyes on this thing. It's probably the first of its kind because it's got a spaceman hood that sends you into orbit fast. Like real fast. And the holographic print and butterfly biter keeps you flashy at any festival, not to mention you can fill this baby up with kombucha, acid water or any other vice your fractal fingers can fathom.
*Disclaimer: Hydration packs are not made by Camelbak brand*