We all know that any good Thursday night inevitably leads to an intoxicating combination of Cheesepuffs, OG Rhino Kush and Jeff Corwin's "The Snake Experience". That's why we threw in the subtle mushroom briefs into this boxer pack combo alongside the slippery serpents so you can lay low on Thursday and approach Friday's sexual snake pit with an anaconda that's perfectly constricted, sleeping soundly yet ready to strike when the moment is right.
How you ask? It's called the Ball Hammock boxer brief, and it's the snake pit for your anaconda to rest when it's not prime hunting season. Your snake may frolic in a moist climate, but these babies do a damn good job of keeping the boys dry and out of the swamp. Just ask Men's Health if you don't believe us.