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If you ever woke up on Saturday morning with a nice wedgie in your crack and Animal Planet's "The Jeff Corwin Experience" on the tele, these slippery snake swim briefs are for you. If you revel in the thought of your anaconda slithering into a Playa del Carmen beach bungalow, this green snake print bathing suit is for you. If you're at all worried about jamming your snake and eggs right back where they came from, these babies are definitely not for you.

    Product Details

    • Quick-drying, soft and smooth on your gear, high-res print
    • Fits tight, we suggest 1 size up
    • Fully lined with elastic waistband and drawstring
    • Don’t be a shirt swimmer
    • Inseam: Negative, Ghost Rider
    • Material: Shell: 88% Polyester, 12% Spandex; Lining: 100% Polyester
    • Hand Wash…well
    • Brand: Shinesty
    • Designed by Anna P. in Boulder, Co
    "My Dong Sarong has made me the coolest kid at the retirement home. Free cookies and tuna sandwiches for days!"

    Robert H.


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