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Before I get into the Trillbro Smooches Ball Hammock Boxers, let me tell you about the man. The myth. The legend. Smooches Lauderdale. 

If Smooches himself wrote a description about these ball hammock boxer briefs, he'd probably talk about some ridiculous time where he had a lil' accidental poopsie because he housed one too many Slim Jims on the back of the ol' tooner he rented from Dirty Mike. He might talk about how he sold his dirtbike to an old man named Rod, who lowballed the shit out of him but he needed the cash so he took it and ran. Smooches might even talk about how he likes to ask people to "Show me your Johnny" or "Take your shirt off".

No matter what that man talks about, it probably wouldn't be about how these flannel print ball pouch boxers keep your Johnny cool and collected with an ultrasoft material that's like angel wings grasping your gonads. 

Product Details

  • Brand: Shinesty
  • Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry 
  • Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
  • 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
  • Soft, flexible waistband
  • Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
  • Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
  • Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO

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