There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
MOISTURE WICKING
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
ENHANCING
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
Description
Stop telling yourself you need a bigger boat for your balls. Introducing the Jaws On Your Junk shark boxers, the newest addition to our zoo of ball hammock boxer briefs. Consider these pouch boxers more of a yacht than a boat, with MicroModal technology that keeps your stones protected from the ass ocean, bulge-enhancing technology that'll have your reef shark looking like a great white, and a bonafide ball pouch that won't bite down on your boys.
Product Details
Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Jessica J. in Boulder, Co
Description
Stop telling yourself you need a bigger boat for your balls. Introducing the Jaws On Your Junk shark boxers, the newest addition to our zoo of ball hammock boxer briefs. Consider these pouch boxers more of a yacht than a boat, with MicroModal technology that keeps your stones protected from the ass ocean, bulge-enhancing technology that'll have your reef shark looking like a great white, and a bonafide ball pouch that won't bite down on your boys.
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Product Details
Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Jessica J. in Boulder, Co
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Shinesty Patented
BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
MOISTURE WICKING
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
ENHANCING
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
