THE RED NOSE ROD | RED REINDEER BALL HAMMOCK BOXER BRIEFS
THE RED NOSE ROD | RED REINDEER BALL HAMMOCK BOXER BRIEFS
Shinesty Patented
BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
MOISTURE WICKING
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
ENHANCING
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
Description
If Santa doesn’t have a hard time keeping his sack in his slay, you shouldn’t have a hard time keeping the goods out of the grundle. And let’s face it, Rudolph isn’t the only one trying to send it straight to the pole.
That's why we created the Red Nose Rod red reindeer ball hammock boxer briefs, the perfect place for your little helpers to get some rest before they work. Think of it like a stocking for your stones, gently wrapping them up until things go from nice to naughty. Don't believe us? Take it from Men's Health.
Product Details
Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
Description
If Santa doesn’t have a hard time keeping his sack in his slay, you shouldn’t have a hard time keeping the goods out of the grundle. And let’s face it, Rudolph isn’t the only one trying to send it straight to the pole.
That's why we created the Red Nose Rod red reindeer ball hammock boxer briefs, the perfect place for your little helpers to get some rest before they work. Think of it like a stocking for your stones, gently wrapping them up until things go from nice to naughty. Don't believe us? Take it from Men's Health.
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Product Details
Brand: Shinesty
Materials: 95% MicroModal, 5% Spandex (the second softest thing you can put your junk in), machine wash delicate, hang dry
Lightweight, breathable, moisture-wicking, resists shrinking, fading, and wrinkling
4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, and anti-bunching construction
Soft, flexible waistband
Durable no-itch flatlock stitching
Ball Hammock Technology: helps prevent the twins from getting crushed in the grundle
Designed by Allie T. in Boulder, CO
Read More
Shinesty Patented
BALL HAMMOCK TECHNOLOGY
HOW THEY WORK:
SUPPORTING
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who’ve had their balls crushed and women. We’re here to make a third group.
MOISTURE WICKING
The summer sack stick is real and without our patented protection your inner thigh will feel like the bottom of a table at Denny’s.
ENHANCING
Whether it’s your first night together or your thousandth you can always make the big reveal more magical.
