This Butt Snorkeler snapback reeks of questionable morals and a helluva good time. Luckily, everyone has a butt, so the concept of Butt Snorkeling shouldn't be taboo. If you don't have a butt due to some medical condition, I'm extremely sorry.
Buuut if you do have a butt, pop this blue trucker hat on and enjoy free drinks from other amoral snorkelers. The act of snorkeling has produced quite the following which makes a middle-aged, conservative women like myself very nervous about the future of this country.