***Roadies fit like a traditional performance polo. For reference, If you're a comfortable large t-shirt, you'll fit into a medium perfectly.***
Look at this shirt. Now look at your shirt. Yep, your shirt is shit and your nipples won't feel nearly as good as they will when you let this polo drape your body.
If this shirt could go back in time, Squintz wouldn't have needed to almost drown himself in order to kiss Wendy Peffercorn. He could have just worn this shirt. Joe Dirt's family would never have left him if he'd worn this shirt. Above all else, Ryan Gosling would not have been a downright liability at cornerback in Remember The Titans if he had been wearing this.
ABOUT THE BRAND: ROADIES - These ridiculous looking but highly arousing polos were conceived by three peach state residents who refuse to drink water unless it's inside a glass of Tito's. Their polo creations (appropriately named "Roadies") can be a bit brash upon first glance, but once you get to know them you realize that they have fascinating personalities.
We spent some time interviewing and examining this brand, at a psychological level, and here is what we've learned: If Roadies were a guy he'd be great with moms, drive a 92 cutlass supreme, and prefer 2-fer-1 margaritas at Chili's over Fogo De Chao any day of the week. Although he hates cilantro, he will whip you up the best fish tacos you've ever tasted. Like so many of us, in his youth he was tempted by fast cars and loose women but settled down back in '07. He still loves his wife passionately, but he'd leave her for Oprah if given the chance. If he were a sex scandal he'd be Anthony Weiner, he knows he shouldn't but he's still gonna send it. All in all, we'd say Roadie is a pretty solid dude. Wouldn't let him babysit my nephew, but I'd definitely have a beer or twelve with him on the golf course.