Michael Jordan doesn't have enough of a toned bod to wear this USA jersey one-piece swimsuit. In fact, we asked him if he would model for us and he said yes, but we turned him down after he took his shirt off. When we asked Miley the same question, she said she would only wear this USA one-piece bodysuit if we landed her a spot on the new Baywatch movie, but Baywatch told us the world wasn't ready for this red one-piece swimsuit. Naturally, we turned to our interns who A) are athletic AF and B) run beautifully on the beach. They executed flawlessly and we now have the closest thing to "Brad Repellent" as you can get.