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I raised Dirty Randy, my goliath bird-eating tarantula in this red USA fanny pack. Turns out, Dirty Randy was a lady spider and gave birth to thousands of tiny Dirty Randys. Anyway, you could probably sneak a few beers in this red, white and blue fanny pack before you head to the 4th of July firework show at the lake... But seriously, don’t raise a tarantula in here. Lifelong mistake. 

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  • Durable, ultra lightweight, nylon bag built to last and provide all-day comfort
  • Functional hip pack design features the all-American red, white, and blue
  • High-quality strap and lock stays on tight! 
  • Large central stash pocket fits your phone... and your next beer
  • Attached carabiner bottle opener 
  • Brand: Cowbucker


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